The paperwork nobody reads.
Please read this one.
Last updated: November 2026
This is not a real website with real services.
Humazon does not exist. www.humazon.in is a prototype: a fictional, stand-alone companion website created to accompany the novel Exchange – A Humazon Service by Shabbir Sabuwala. It imagines what the company in the book might look like online.
Nothing on this site is an offer of any product or service. There are no memberships, no trials, no assessments, no candidates, no exchanges and no consultations. Nobody can join, buy, book, be matched or be evaluated here.
1. What this website is
This site is a work of fiction and a piece of promotional and creative material for a novel and its short film adaptation. Pages written in the voice of “Humazon” are satire and storytelling. The section titled The Book, and this page, are written outside the fiction and describe the real novel, its author and where to buy it.
2. Everything “Humazon” is fictional
- Humazon, its Silver, Gold and Platinum memberships, the 90-day trial, Exchange Credits, the Gold Showroom, the Residency, Compatibility Lounges and every other service named on this site are invented.
- All statistics, counters, scores, percentages, testimonials, city locations and “success metrics” are made up and have no basis in fact.
- All members, candidates, clients, panel members and staff are fictional characters. Candidate portraits are illustrations generated in code and do not depict real people. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or to actual companies or events is coincidental.
- Statements in the Humazon voice about legality, audits, consent or contracts are part of the story and are not true statements about any real organisation.
3. The interactive features are demonstrations
- The Compatibility Assessment is entertainment. Its result is produced by a simple script, is deliberately skewed for satirical effect and says nothing true about you, your partner or your relationship.
- Member Access is a mock-up of a fictional character’s account. There is no real login and no account can be created.
- Buttons such as “Begin Your Trial” or “Request Comparative Review” do nothing beyond showing a message on your screen.
4. Not advice
Nothing here is psychological, medical, legal, financial or relationship advice. Please do not make decisions about your relationships based on this website. If you are going through a difficult time, consider speaking to people you trust or to a qualified professional.
5. Your information
- This prototype does not ask for, collect, store or transmit personal information. It has no sign-up, no payment facility, no cookies of its own and no analytics.
- Answers you select in the assessment remain in your browser tab and disappear when you leave or reload the page.
- Please do not enter personal, financial or sensitive details anywhere on this site.
- Pages load fonts from Google Fonts, and your browser will contact Google’s servers to fetch them. The web host may keep standard server logs. Links to external sites such as Amazon.in and YouTube take you to services governed by their own terms and privacy policies.
6. The one real thing: the book
The novel Exchange – A Humazon Service (Bigfoot Publications, ISBN 978-93-6347-335-5) and its short film are real. Purchases are made on third-party retailers such as Amazon.in and are subject entirely to that retailer’s prices, terms, delivery and returns policies. This website does not sell anything directly.
7. No affiliation
“Humazon” is a fictional name used in the novel. This website and the novel are not affiliated with, endorsed by or connected to Amazon, any matrimonial, dating or counselling service, or any other real company. All trademarks belong to their respective owners.
8. Copyright
The novel, its text, characters, excerpts quoted here and cover artwork are © Shabbir Sabuwala. All rights reserved. Excerpts appear on this site with the author’s permission. Please do not reproduce the content of this site without permission, other than brief quotations for review or commentary.
9. Prototype status and liability
This site is a prototype provided “as is”, for entertainment and illustration. It may be changed, be incomplete or be taken down at any time. To the extent permitted by law, the author and those who built this site accept no liability for any loss arising from use of, or reliance on, anything shown here.
10. Contact
Questions about the book, the film or this website can be sent to the author at shabbir@d7india.com.
In the novel, Humazon’s contracts run to hundreds of lines that people accept without reading because somebody has already reduced them to three convenient bullet points. Here are ours: it is fiction; nothing is for sale here except a link to a book; we keep nothing about you.